Shakira-Don't bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity. She's the greatest cook and she's fat free. She's been to private school and she speaks perfect French. She's got the perfect friends Oh, isn't she cool? She practices Tai Chi, She'd never lose her nerve, She's more than you deserve, She's just far better than me. Hey, hey Chorus/Coro: So don't bother, I won't die of deception. I promise you won't ever see me cry, don't feel sorry. And don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting the ring you gave to her will lose its shine. So don't bother, be unkind. I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would. I beat her at that one good, Don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall, She must think I'm a flea. I'm really a cat you see and it's not my last life at all. Hey, hey Chorus/Coro: So don't bother, I won't die of deception. I promise you won't ever see me cry, don't feel sorry. Don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting the ring you gave to her will lose its shine. So don't bother, be unkind. For you, I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country if you came with me, of course. And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you, lose those pounds, learn about football if it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't. So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. Promise you won't ever see me cry. And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type. Promise you won't ever see me cry. Don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. Promise you won't ever see me cry. And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type. Promise you won't ever see me cry.